And she's determined to get it. Now this might seem strange coming from the man who married her...but I could care less. And here is why...
I'm NEVER gonna see them ANYWAYS!
All the time she is asking me... "What size should I get?" ... or ... "Won't you love them even more if they're bigger?"
And my only thought is..."Who cares?"
I figure my wife and I have sex, in the dark, at most, twice a month on a good month! I never see her naked. She covers up the second she hears my footsteps coming up the stairs after her shower. I get nothing! So she asks me if I'm excited that she wants to enhance her boobs?
Whatever... Get your boobs. See if I care. It's just gonna cost our kids their first quarter of college tuition. No biggie.
My wife is so insecure and so pathetic sometimes it makes me want to scream! Maybe if she just loosened up and realized that I love her for who she is, she might see herself in a different light.
But as it stands, I am not impressed. I'm not impressed with the thought of her having bigger boobs to tease me with and I'm not impressed with the high school mentality that having bigger breasts will make her more confident. It's all bullshit. I married her for who she is. Too bad she can't see that.
Get your boob job. You silly, little woman. See if it makes you feel any better. As for me, I have sports and Internet porn to keep me busy. And it costs me about $35 a month for the Internet hookup...
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Maybe you should sit her down and tell her point blank-"I love you just how you are. You don't need to get a boob job for ME, but if you want one for YOU, just go for it." Women need more compliments than you think.
Dude, and telling her you have internet porn to keep you busy?? Not really helping the issue. :)
In response...I didn't actually SAY that last line. I was just thinking it. Also, I HAVE told her that I love her the way she is. It doesn't seem to matter to her what I think. But if her friends tell her something, then she's all for it! It's just frustrating...
In response to your response: Yes, sometimes we are that way. We do care what our friends think, sometimes more than what our spouses think. Just keep telling her you love her how she is. Over and over and over....
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